Preface

Strange Change
Posted originally on the SquidgeWorld Archive at http://squidgeworld.org/works/61185.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
Gen
Fandoms:
Skullgirls [Video Game], Metal Gear Solid, Real Person Fiction - RPF - Fandom, Celine Dion [Musician], Music RPF
Relationship:
Filia Medici & Samson
Characters:
Filia Medici, Celine Dion, Samson [Skullgirls]
Additional Tags:
Parody, Song: Snake Eater [Metal Gear Solid], Song Lyrics, ladder, Climbing, tower, singer – Freeform, RPF, Censorship, Panties, Black Panties, Colors, Mystery, Sharing A Body, Long Hair, Parasites, POV Third Person Limited, Video & Computer Games, Word count: 100 - 500, One Shot, Dialogue Heavy, Crossover, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Female Protagonist, Gen Work, #SaveSkullgirls, Rare Fandoms, Songfic, Cross-Posted from AO3, Betaed – No, Autistic Author
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2023-06-29 Words: 264 Chapters: 1/1

Strange Change

Summary

With Skullgirls being censored recently, I had to write this parody.
Filia climbs a long, long, LONG ladder to reach a mysterious singer who must be in danger. Samson takes the opportunity to peek up under her skirt and something isn't quite right.

Strange Change

Filia is walking near a tower when she hears a woman singing.

♫ What a thrill ♫

"Did you hear that, Samson?"

"Yeah, where does that voice come from?"

♫ With darkness and silence through the night ♫

"From up there!" Filia said, pointing to the tower. "Look, there's a ladder."

"What are you doing?" Samsom asks, seeing his host running towards the ladder.

"She must be in danger! We have to help her!"

Filia starts to climb. Samson sighs. He thinks it's a waste of time. Filia continues to climb. The ladder is long, long, LONG.

"I feel like it's infinite..." says Filia, "and the woman keeps singing."

♫ I'm still in a dream, snake eater ♫

Filia is still climbing. Samson is bored. He decides to amuse himself in a perverse way. Since Filia is distracted, he peeks up under her skirt. He sees her panties and something is wrong.

"Uhhhh... Filia?"

"What?"

"You've always worn white panties, haven't you?"

"What are you s...? Are you STILL looking up under my skirt?!"

"Yeah, sorry, but now I don't get it. Your panties are black."

"Of course! It's always been black."

"No. Last time I looked, it was white. It was ALWAYS white!"

"Stop being a pervert and spouting nonsense, Samson! I think I'm halfway up the ladder."

"But Filla... your panties..."

"My underwear has ALWAYS been black, got it?!"

Samson shuts up, but he's sure he's right. What's going on?

Meanwhile, at the top of the tower, Celine has finished singing Snake Eater. Since no one has arrived to untie her, she starts the song all over again.

Afterword

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